Contact

Please complete the form below –  and if you want a call back please do leave your number 

Also I work in central London, Reading in Berkshire and Didcot in Oxfordshire – so if you could let me know where would be best for me to see you, then that can help                                                                                  

    WEBSITE DESIGNERS, SEO AND OTHER SUCH SERVICES PLEASE DO SEND ANY EMAILS OTHERWISE I WILL SET MY HYDRA AND ARMY OF MECHANICAL MONKEY NINJA’S ON YOU, IN SERIOUSNESS I’M NOT INTERESTED AND IT’S A WASTE OF TIME YOU FILLING IN THE CONTACT FORM, I HAVE RECEIVED FAR TOO MANY OF YOUR EMAILS AND AT PRESENT I DO NOT FEEL I REQUIRE YOUR SERVICES; ALSO I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE IF I FEEL I NEED YOU. THANK YOU UP UNTIL NOW BUT PLEASE NO MORE AND THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING – AND IN FAIRNESS YOU WOULDN’T HAVE A SCOOBY HOW TO PROMOTE THIS ANYWAY, SO IN A WAY I’M SAVING YOU THE TROUBLE OF NOT HAVING YOUR OWN TIME WASTED